WE says that I can’t lie anymore about that fact that I can’t cook.

But let me set the record straight.

Anyone can cook (especially when you have a recipe!) but it’s the fact that this took me TWO hours to make. (And I didn’t even make the bread – I refused and made WE do it since I’ve burned it all of the last 3 times tried)

Seriously, who has time for that?!?

When it comes to music or sports, I have timing. I can work it. Three seconds in the lane. Got it. Dribble and run at the same time. Got it. Sing for three measures and rest for one beat. Got it. Jump up for the header and knock the ball down to the corner of the net. Well I used to have that – maybe not so much anymore.

But this! Getting the timing right is NOT as easy.

I’m just sayin’