In light of the incredible success of the Cash 4 Clunkers campaign…I would like to propose another government program – only this time the $$$ shall be set aside for the DINKers in the neighborhood!

[Note: WE and I can now claim the official DINKers status. (Dual Income No Kids). Hence, of course, my current proposal.]

Here’s how the program will work:

1. Those qualifying will muster enough strength to gather up anything and everything that they can trade (i.e. eight full hours of sleep, full-time and normal work hours, relatively petite figures, and wait for it…their outlandishly, frivolous lifestyles (gasp!).

2. And then in return the government will provide cold hard cash (of which there’s obviously an endless supply) to those willing to make the trade from DINK to SINK. (Single Income Numerous Kids)

Anyone in favor say Aye!

(Ps. No need for it to actually stimulate the economy…none of the other govt programs do anyway.)